jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

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f-u-c-k-t-h-i-s-d-r-e-a-m-e-r:

❃ Come to the Paradise • We have pizza ❃

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

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f-u-c-k-t-h-i-s-d-r-e-a-m-e-r:

❃ Come to the Paradise • We have pizza ❃

h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

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neptunain:

previous employment: pop glam, glamm magazine, metropolitan magazine

references: kim kardashian

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